You’ve Got Mail…I Mean a Facebook Notification
Recession 09 is not referring to the lack of money in our wallets, but rather the lack of dicks up our vaginas
Isabella Bardou
Jews and Gentiles
Why do things have to be so high-maintenance and tedious with these Jewish boys this year. I just cannot deal with it. Sigh.
Solar Systems
I am a really creepy pervert. I have issues demonstrating self control, and I think the fact that I carry myself respectably in public is something worth noting.
The Recipient’s Manual of Etiquette
When I was 15, I would buy and read issues of Cosmopolitan because it was “the thing to do.” And for many women, proven by the magazine’s success, it still is “the thing to do.” Cosmo has managed to make itself the mainstream bible of sex for women. But
Swing Like They Do on the Flying Trapeze
Her boyfriend was an African American...Braces nor whitening could help this fellow’s mouth. It was a sure cry for veneers, but they were from Harlem.
Shimmy Shimmy, Next Man in Line, Please
Am I dumber because of the dope that hasn’t stopped swimming through from my bloodstream for 6 years or am I wiser from the experiences I have gained with the dope flowing through my veins?
Racial Stereotypes
Broken Records
It makes me cringe every time a shvartze walks by. I’m not a racist. I’m not a racist. I’m not a racist. I hate shvartze. I hate shvartze. I hate shvartze.